"Who is this giant mumbly dude in The Vow with the big square head? WHOA, that's Channing Tatum?"
"I never know what he looks like. It's like my Jason Sudekis-Ed Helms problem. I'm pretty sure they're the same person, but one of them is in the Hangover."
"Like my Ryan Gosling-James Vanderbeek problem. In fairness, both of their names relate to ducks. How can you not know Channing Tatum; you own The Eagle."
"Right, but... didn't he used to be a dancer? Or a stripper?"
"I think that's a movie he was in."
"No, but I think also in real life he was a dancer? And then he danced in a movie? Or maybe dancer was a euphemism for something. He was a dancer. By which I mean a big ol' stripper. I'm not clear on this."
"Well, he wasn't hired for his enunciation skills."
"No, for the stripping, I think. ...are you writing this down?"
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