I will see it one million times

"Oooh, look, a trailer for Brave!"
"I don't know why I'm not more excited for that. It looks great. But like, what is it about?"
"It's about how she's going to rescue herself."
"But what's the plot?"
"THE PLOT IS THAT THERE'S THIS GIRL AND SHE'S AWESOME. THE GREATEST PLOT EVER."

there's a new boy band thing happening on my couch

Two conversations we have had about One Direction tonight:

"Autocorrect turned 'Harry gives no fucks' to 'Harry gives no ducks.'"

"Well... Does Harry give ducks?"

"I don't know! If he does, they might be secret."

"THAT EXPLAINS HIS HAIR. IT'S FULL OF SECRETS. SECRET DUCKS."

and then later:

"Louis says EVERYTHING like he's the missing kid from Roundhouse. He just... he just YELLS."

"That's his role in the band. He yells things and wears a funny hat."

"Well you NEED that in a boy band, don't you?"

"Yes."