"OH MY GOD, you're telling me that giant wall of computers can crack a secret code from Tehran and steal the Iranian info, but IT CAN'T get to google translate to check what it says in Farsi?"
"You should put that on our blog, which exists solely because we hate NCIS:LA but are too lazy to stop watching it.
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Showing posts with label chat. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
NCIS: LA
"So someone we don't know who he is died?"
"Well, in fairness, if we learned anyone's names, we might know who he is."
"That would ruin everything I enjoy about the show!"
"Well, in fairness, if we learned anyone's names, we might know who he is."
"That would ruin everything I enjoy about the show!"
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
The Vampire Diaries "Dangerous Liasons"
"Klaus's crush on Stefan remains my favorite part of the Vampire Diaries seasons 2 and 3. He just wants a boyfriend, you guys! All the murder is incidental! He doesn't know any other way to find love!!!"
"I want to watch a TV show about the Originals. They can live in a house and have wacky hijinx and murder the gardener or something."
"I want to watch a TV show about the Originals. They can live in a house and have wacky hijinx and murder the gardener or something."
Monday, February 6, 2012
Ru Paul's Drag Race 4x02
Rick Fox: "She was going for Sex in the City but it was more like Sex in an Alley."
RuPaul: "Oh! Well. I wouldn't turn that down, either."
Rachel: "I love when someone startles RuPaul."
Becky: "But Ru is so fast on her feet. ...on his feet? Ru is so fast on Ru's feet."
Rachel: "There is no pronoun great enough for RuPaul."
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
NCIS (LA)
"Sam? That guy's name is Sam?"
"We've been watching this show for two years."
"And I don't know anyone's name! Well. Deeks. And Kenzie. And LL Cool J. And Robin."
"LL Cool J's name is Sam."
"...LL Cool Sam?"
"Sam Cool J?"
"This episode is weird. Was LL Cool Sam like 'I can juggle and do card tricks! Put it in the episode or I quit!!!'?"
"Apparently."
"Does that girl have a name besides 'Wishes She Was Willow From Buffy?'"
"Yeah, but I forget what it is. There was an episode where she and Eric--"
"WAIT, WHO IS ERIC?"
"Headphones guy."
"Oh, Glasses McPlaidShirt?"
"We've been watching this show for two years."
"Yeah, it's not very good."
"We've been watching this show for two years."
"And I don't know anyone's name! Well. Deeks. And Kenzie. And LL Cool J. And Robin."
"LL Cool J's name is Sam."
"...LL Cool Sam?"
"Sam Cool J?"
"This episode is weird. Was LL Cool Sam like 'I can juggle and do card tricks! Put it in the episode or I quit!!!'?"
"Apparently."
"Does that girl have a name besides 'Wishes She Was Willow From Buffy?'"
"Yeah, but I forget what it is. There was an episode where she and Eric--"
"WAIT, WHO IS ERIC?"
"Headphones guy."
"Oh, Glasses McPlaidShirt?"
"We've been watching this show for two years."
"Yeah, it's not very good."
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Ringer
"I think this show is bad at exposition."
"I think this show is bad at everything except hiring Jason Dohring."
I mean, as long as Logan Echolls is there, looking hot in a button-up shirt, I'm going to watch. But ugh, this show is no Revenge.
"I think this show is bad at everything except hiring Jason Dohring."
I mean, as long as Logan Echolls is there, looking hot in a button-up shirt, I'm going to watch. But ugh, this show is no Revenge.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
conversation
"You should write up Newsies for the blog!"
"I did. Like three days ago."
"What?! No you didn't, I checked it!"
"Not very hard, I guess."
"Don't judge how hard I check things."
"I judge. And I'm typing this up."
"I did. Like three days ago."
"What?! No you didn't, I checked it!"
"Not very hard, I guess."
"Don't judge how hard I check things."
"I judge. And I'm typing this up."
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