memo to NCIS:LA

Putting Kenzie in a ponytail, hoop earrings, and sweatpants does not make her Mexican. Neither does her accent. This is an amazing amount of racefail, wow.

("Didn't we used to have a blog where we can complain about this?"
"That is literally all we used that blog for.")

ETA:

Show: "It could be an audio file, a thumb drive or MP3 player, or a CD ROM."
Becky: "Probably not a CD ROM, since this show doesn't take place in 1995."
Rachel: "Maybe the protected files are an AOL installation."

NCIS: LA 4x1

"OH MY GOD, you're telling me that giant wall of computers can crack a secret code from Tehran and steal the Iranian info, but IT CAN'T get to google translate to check what it says in Farsi?"

"You should put that on our blog, which exists solely because we hate NCIS:LA but are too lazy to stop watching it.

NCIS: LA

"So someone we don't know who he is died?"

"Well, in fairness, if we learned anyone's names, we might know who he is."

 "That would ruin everything I enjoy about the show!"

NCIS (LA)

NCIS:LA, I am the only person under 50 watching the Gay Adventures of Robin and LL Cool J, and there are a LOT of things wrong with your show.

Bringing back that character that everyone hated and no one missed is NOT a good way to go about solving them. He's the Deana Troi of this show, pls don't bring him back.

Also tech!Willow's hair is getting worse and worse. LOOK IN TO THAT.

NCIS: LA

I haven't really been paying attention to this episode, but looked up just in time to see Girl-Who-Wishes-She-Were-Willow explaining, "Suddenly I'm seeing all sorts of blog sites about (Suspect Lady)! It's like someone's doing a massive upload to the net!" Which a) anyone who works with computers would not use the phrase "blog site," and b) I can suss out the meaning, but that's not what a massive upload to the net is.

Then she loaded an image, which, from drama's sake, appeared from the bottom up to slowly reveal the face, instead of top down, like, you know, every actual browser in existence.

I realize none of this is any more ridiculous than anything else on the show, but still, really???

NCIS (LA)

"Sam? That guy's name is Sam?"

"We've been watching this show for two years."

"And I don't know anyone's name! Well. Deeks. And Kenzie. And LL Cool J. And Robin."

"LL Cool J's name is Sam."

"...LL Cool Sam?"

"Sam Cool J?"

"This episode is weird. Was LL Cool Sam like 'I can juggle and do card tricks! Put it in the episode or I quit!!!'?"

"Apparently."

"Does that girl have a name besides 'Wishes She Was Willow From Buffy?'"

"Yeah, but I forget what it is. There was an episode where she and Eric--"

"WAIT, WHO IS ERIC?"

"Headphones guy."

"Oh, Glasses McPlaidShirt?"

"We've been watching this show for two years."

"Yeah, it's not very good."