shut up, ben, just shut up, if you don't pick kacie b you don't deserve love

I am very sorry, but I have been watching the Bachelor, and the dates-as-metaphors is out of control.

"With every step we take up this Mayan Temple on our date, I feel we are literally taking a step forward in our relationship."

"You have to jump into a relationship! So we're jumping off the side of this boat into the ocean!"

"You have to face your fears in relationships and just dive in, so we're diving with sharks."

NO. REALLY. THAT WAS A DATE. THEY DOVE WITH SHARKS TO FACE THEIR FEARS, I CAN'T EVEN.

The worst part is they missed the best joke ever. At one point they jumped into a giant cave! BEN JUMPED INTO A GIANT CAVE.  Seriously, if the steps are a step forward and the sharks represent facing your fears, I can only imagine what the giant cave represents on Ben's list of relationship problems.